At some point in the last five years of my life or so, it has become acceptable for non-homies from Compton to do this kind of sideways handshake thing. The handshake itself is fine, it's just that I have no fucking idea when to do it and when to do the 'normal' handshake. So now my life is plagued with awkward meetings of hands, with new people and friends alike; occasionally resulting in a complete finger-fuck and me wishing I'd just never met the bugger in the first place.
"Ooh a handshake, very formal."
Whatever mate, just tell me what you want me to do.
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